azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

azureverse:

war-lesbian:

tilthat:

TIL In 2013, Apple banned a game called “Send Me To Heaven” which involved throwing your iPhone as high as you can. The creator wanted to deliberately destroy as many iPhones as possible.

via reddit.com

pretty stupid of apple tbh that guy was doing their job for them

oh btw you can find a similar app on Android if you want i just downloaded it i’ll share the results

level 1) my phones still alive

post cancelled mom saw me playing and gave me a lecture about not doing unnecessary things

i need to do what now

yeehawlw:

me telling my wife we’re having a kid: :’) you’re gonna be a milf

weepingbird:

crabmandible:

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

toywaving:

Vintage Garfield Phone (x)

laurapalmerlaurapalmer:

johnmausbf:

This is a website